MLB DG: Avoid like Herpes

As I approach my mid 40’s, I’m still clear of herpes. I’m not married, and I’ve been around a bit, so at my last physical my doctor admitted that he was a bit surprised I didn’t have either #1 or #2 (the upper, and down low version). One of the reasons that I don’t have herpes is that I assiduously avoided any woman that appeared to be a “party gal.” I also asked women straight out if they had it (for real), but that’s another story. I know you don’t care much about my hygiene, so why title this piece something about herpes and then give my medical history? Because I want you to know just how sure I am that paying the draft day cost for any of the following players is a terrible idea in 2017.

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